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Stay in our T-shirt. The rooms are free. The first one was made while the case was still in court — before the website, and before the company.

This is the only inventory we have.

Free as an Eagle
Back: I came for No Lodging or Fresh Baked Cookies, and all I got was this T-shirt.
The original, made while the case was still in court and worn around town. The eagle is for the bald eagles over the Mississippi at Wabasha.
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No Lodging
Back: The Rooms Are Free
Eagle, mountains, cookie-headed traveler.
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Don't Book a Place
Back: Meet People
The tagline, unabridged.
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Definitely Not Lodging
Back: NoLodging.com
Legally cautious. Visually loud.
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Cookie Monster Expert Witness
Back: No Further Questions
If you know, you know. We cannot discuss it.
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Zero Rooms Available
Back: Plenty of Interesting People
The search results, worn honestly.
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Every shirt carries NoLodging.com. That is the entire marketing plan.

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